Quotes about Chocolate Candy Bars & Confections

Welcome to my page of quotations about candy bars, chocolate bars, fudge, truffles, and other chocolate candies and confectionery. Yum! Enjoy.  —ღ Terri

Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake. ~Periwinkle Jones, @peachesanscream, tweet, 2014

*Poof!* And just like that, there are now 3 fewer chocolate caramels in the world. ~Dr. SunWolf, tweet, 2014

Walks to the kitchen for a glass of water. Comes back with a bowl of M&Ms. ~Keith Wynn, @INFJ_Musings, tweet, 2016

The girl born this month will flash like a streak of yellow sunshine… She will have poetry for breakfast, and spend the rest of the day on zephyrs and chocolate caramels. ~Josh Billings, “Horoskope for July,” Farmer’s Allminax for the Year of Our Lord 1872  [spelling standardized —tg]

The rhythms of freak are ruled by the holiday calendar, and specifically by Halloween, which as we all know, can be traced back to All Hallows’ Eve, an ancient religious rite in which priests raced around the streets of Dublin throwing snack-size Snickers bars at impoverished children. ~Steve Almond, “Night of the Living Freak,” Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America, 2004

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. ~Caroline Rhea

Bunnies are cuddly
The large and the small
But I like chocolate ones
The best of them all.
~Author unknown

He admitted it, and I forgave him… but I still don’t think a friend should eat the head off your chocolate bunny! ~Charles Shulz, Peanuts, 1973  [Snoopy, of Woodstock —tg]

There must be a way to make ironing less dull. Zumba ironing? Ironing Pilates? Ironing yoga? Ironing while walking?… Or an iron with a cold compartment for M&Ms. ~Donna A. Lewis, Reply All, 2016

Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious! ~Terri Guillemets

Families are like fudge — mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~Author unknown

Relationship status: just undressed a candy bar with my eyes. ~Keith Wynn, @INFJ_Musings, tweet, 2017

There are four basic food groups:  milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~Author unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. ~Truman Capote, unverified

Is fudge made by chocolate angels? ~Terri Guillemets

Chocolate Candy Quotations
Original post date: 2009 Sep 12
1st major revision: 2017 Apr 30
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