Quotes about Hot Fudge

Welcome to my page of quotations about hot fudge and chocolate sauce. In my teens I worked at McDonald’s, and my favorite employee “meal” to order on break was french fries and a hot fudge sundae with nuts. Which is probably why I gained so much weight working there. Anyway, please enjoy the quotes!  —ღ Terri

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. ~Judith Olney

When a teen-ager seems to be most spirituelle and otherworldly, gazing off into space with misty eyes and parted lips, the smart money says she is probably dreaming of a double fudge nut chocolate marshmallow sundae, garnished with whipped cream and those little chocolate sprills known to youthful gourmets as “bedbugs.” ~Gerald Raftery, “Ambrosia — with Mayonnaise Yet!,” in The New York Herald Tribune, 1961

Chocolate sundaes. They fill up those tall dishes with the ice cream, right? Then they pour the chocolate sauce over it. As soon as you try to dig your spoon into the ice cream, the chocolate runs over the side of the dish. That’s the biggest problem we have to worry about in the world today. ~Charles Shulz, Peanuts, 1987  [Linus —tg]

First world problems: When the hot fudge on your sundae turns cold. ~Internet meme, c. 2017

Hot fudge is the fairy prince, a knight in chocolate armor — the happily ever after of ice cream. ~Terri Guillemets, “Waiting for Friday nights,” 1991

Mark:  “How about splitting a hot fudge sundae with me?”
Penny:  “I love hot fudge. How did you know?”
Mark:  “Everybody loves hot fudge…”
~Jean C. Joachim, His Leading Lady, 2014

They’ve got the fudge on the bottom. That enables you to control your fudge distribution while you are eating your ice cream. ~Seinfeld, “Airport,” 1992, written by Larry Charles  [S4, E12, Jerry]

Hot fudge is gravy for ice cream. ~Internet meme, c. 2013

Walking through the Southgate Mall, I almost collided with another dieter in my program as she was coming out of Baskin-Robbins. She was licking a colossal ice cream cone topped with chocolate sprinkles, nuts, and a dollop of hot fudge. The hot fudge sauce had congealed, forming a thin coating of chocolate around the top and the sides of the cone. It looked as if she had bought all 31 flavors. ~James Coco, The James Coco Diet, 1985

Hot Fudge Quotations
Original post date: 2003 Sep 2
1st major revision: 2017 May 2
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