Welcome to my page of quotations about Friday, or as it’s called nowadays
I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun. ~Hanna Rhoades, thisgardenisillegal.com, 2006
If Friday were a rainbow, it would be a double one. ~Keith Wynn, tweet, 2017
Hello, Friday. Where’s the chocolate? I was told there would be chocolate. ~
Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday. ~Internet meme
1st Chicken: It’s Friday!
2nd Chicken: Yay! I live for the weekends! Which unfortunately means that every week feels like two steps forward and five steps back.
~Doug Savage, Savage Chickens, 2015
Friday is the spring fever of the week! ~Terri Guillemets, “Yippee ki yo Friday!,” 2009
Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night…
~Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!, 1990
You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol. ~Internet meme
It’s Friday o’clock! ~Internet meme
Friday, wahoo, full of glee!
Fridays are fun & carefree,
for second cups of coffee
or a delicious donut spree!
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~Author unknown
Hey there Friday, you sexy beast. I’ve been looking for you since Monday. ~Internet meme
Why can’t Daylight Saving Time be used to move the clocks ahead to Friday afternoon around 4:00? ~Interne meme
What do nudists wear on casual Fridays? ~Terri Guillemets, “A night at the office,” 1992
A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen. ~Emily Lotney, as quoted in Laurence J. Peter, Peter’s Quotations: Ideas for Our Time, 1977
Friday: My second favorite
If Friday were a lady in a café, I’d buy her a cappuccino and strike up a conversation. ~Keith Wynn, tweet, 2017
Original post date: 2000 Jul 28
1st major revision: 2017 May 5
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